Category: Funny

  • May 7

    May 7

    I love you now; but not, till now, so much
    But I might master it.

  • April 15

    April 15

    A thousand pound, Ha! a million: thy love is worth
    a million: thou owest me thy love.

  • March 26

    March 26

    Ah, rogue! i’ faith, I love thee.

  • March 23

    March 23

    I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.

  • March 20

    March 20

    Ask me no reason why I love you;
    For though Love use reason for his physician,
    He admits him not for his counsellor.

  • March 6

    March 6

    I will hereupon confess I am in love…
    methinks I should outswear Cupid.

  • February 10

    February 10

    Never durst poet touch a pen to write
    Until his ink were temper’d with Love’s sighs.