Category: Funny

  • May 31

    May 31

    If thou love me, practise an answer.

  • May 22

    May 22

    I do love nothing in the world so well as you, is that not strange?

  • May 12

    May 12

    You are a lover; borrow Cupid’s wings,
    And soar with them above a common bound.

  • May 7

    May 7

    I love you now; but not, till now, so much
    But I might master it.

  • April 15

    April 15

    A thousand pound, Ha! a million: thy love is worth
    a million: thou owest me thy love.

  • March 26

    March 26

    Ah, rogue! i’ faith, I love thee.

  • March 23

    March 23

    I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow,
    than a man swear he loves me.