Category: Funny

  • October 4

    October 4

    But if thy love were ever like to mine,
    As sure I think did never man love so,
    How many actions most ridiculous
    Hast thou been drawn to by thy fantasy?

  • September 23

    September 23

    And then the lover,
    Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
    Made to his mistress’ eyebrow.

  • September 15

    September 15

    Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.

  • September 11

    September 11

    O, flatter me; for love delights in praises.

  • September 8

    September 8

    You’ll kiss me hard and speak to me as if
    I were a baby still. I love you better.

  • August 23

    August 23

    By  heaven, I do love: and it hath taught me to rhyme
    and to be melancholy.

  • August 2

    August 2

    In thy youth thou wast as true a lover
    As ever sigh’d upon a midnight pillow.