Shakespeare Love Quotes

Category: Funny

  • November 21

    November 21

    Say Yes

    But will you woo this wild-cat?

    –Taming of the Shrew,
    Act I, Scene ii

  • November 10

    November 10

    Madness Everywhere

    Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, deserves as
    well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why
    they are not so punish’d and cured is that the lunacy is so
    ordinary that the whippers are in love too.

    –As You Like It,
    Act III, Scene ii

  • November 9

    November 9

    Talk Dirty

    Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee.

    –Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act V, Scene ii

  • October 30

    October 30

    Love the Rogue

    I love him for his sake;
    And yet I know him a notorious liar,
    Think him a great way fool, solely a coward.
    Yet these fixed evils sit so fit in him,
    That they take place.

    —All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act I, Scene i

  • October 26

    October 26

    Flaws and All

    And, I pray thee now, tell me for
    which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?

    –Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act V, Scene ii

  • October 17

    October 17

    Love You More

    I love thee better than I love e’er a scurvy young boy of
    them all.

    -Henry IV Part 2,
    Act II, Scene iv

  • October 8

    October 8

    Fantastical

    When we vow to weep seas, live in fire, eat rocks, tame tigers…
    This is the monstruosity in love.

    ^Troilus and Cressida,
    Act III, Scene ii