Category: Funny

  • October 26

    October 26

    And, I pray thee now, tell me for
    which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?

  • October 17

    October 17

    I love thee better than I love e’er a scurvy young boy of
    them all.

  • October 8

    October 8

    When we vow to weep seas, live in fire, eat rocks, tame tigers…
    This is the monstruosity in love.

  • October 4

    October 4

    But if thy love were ever like to mine,
    As sure I think did never man love so,
    How many actions most ridiculous
    Hast thou been drawn to by thy fantasy?

  • September 23

    September 23

    And then the lover,
    Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
    Made to his mistress’ eyebrow.

  • September 15

    September 15

    Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.

  • September 8

    September 8

    You’ll kiss me hard and speak to me as if
    I were a baby still. I love you better.