Shakespeare Love Quotes

Category: Funny

November 9

Talk Dirty

Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee.

–Much Ado About Nothing,
Act V, Scene ii
October 30

Love the Rogue

I love him for his sake;
And yet I know him a notorious liar,
Think him a great way fool, solely a coward.
Yet these fixed evils sit so fit in him,
That they take place.

—All’s Well That Ends Well,
Act I, Scene i
October 26

Flaws and All

And, I pray thee now, tell me for
which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?

–Much Ado About Nothing,
Act V, Scene ii
October 17

Love You More

I love thee better than I love e’er a scurvy young boy of
them all.

-Henry IV Part 2,
Act II, Scene iv
October 8

Fantastical

When we vow to weep seas, live in fire, eat rocks, tame tigers…
This is the monstruosity in love.

^Troilus and Cressida,
Act III, Scene ii
October 4

Ridiculous

But if thy love were ever like to mine,
As sure I think did never man love so,
How many actions most ridiculous
Hast thou been drawn to by thy fantasy?

— As You Like It,
Act II, Scene iv
September 23

Lovestruck

And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress’ eyebrow.

-As You Like It,
Act II, Scene vii