Shakespeare Love Quotes

Category: Funny

  • December 31

    December 31

    Holiday Spirit

    Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am
    in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

    –As You Like It,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • November 27

    November 27

    Kiss Conundrum

    In kissing, do you render or receive?
    The kiss you take is better than you give.

    –Troilus and Cressida,
    Act IV, Scene v

  • November 24

    November 24

    Unexpected

    Love doth approach disguised,
    Armed in arguments; you’ll be surprised.

    –Love’s Labour’s Lost,
    Act V, Scene ii

  • November 21

    November 21

    Say Yes

    But will you woo this wild-cat?

    –Taming of the Shrew,
    Act I, Scene ii

  • November 10

    November 10

    Madness Everywhere

    Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, deserves as
    well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why
    they are not so punish’d and cured is that the lunacy is so
    ordinary that the whippers are in love too.

    –As You Like It,
    Act III, Scene ii

  • November 9

    November 9

    Talk Dirty

    Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee.

    –Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act V, Scene ii

  • October 30

    October 30

    Love the Rogue

    I love him for his sake;
    And yet I know him a notorious liar,
    Think him a great way fool, solely a coward.
    Yet these fixed evils sit so fit in him,
    That they take place.

    —All’s Well That Ends Well,
    Act I, Scene i