Shakespeare Love Quotes

Category: Funny

  • January 24

    January 24

    Is This True Love?

    I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap,
    And be buried in thy eyes…

    -Much Ado About Nothing,
    Act V, Scene ii

  • December 31

    December 31

    Holiday Spirit

    Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am
    in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

    –As You Like It,
    Act IV, Scene i

  • December 5

    December 5

    Poetic Proof

    Hang there, my verse, in witness of my love.

    —As You Like It,
    Act III, Scene ii

  • November 27

    November 27

    Kiss Conundrum

    In kissing, do you render or receive?
    The kiss you take is better than you give.

    –Troilus and Cressida,
    Act IV, Scene v

  • November 24

    November 24

    Unexpected

    Love doth approach disguised,
    Armed in arguments; you’ll be surprised.

    –Love’s Labour’s Lost,
    Act V, Scene ii

  • November 21

    November 21

    Say Yes

    But will you woo this wild-cat?

    –Taming of the Shrew,
    Act I, Scene ii

  • November 10

    November 10

    Madness Everywhere

    Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, deserves as
    well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why
    they are not so punish’d and cured is that the lunacy is so
    ordinary that the whippers are in love too.

    –As You Like It,
    Act III, Scene ii