Shakespeare Love Quotes

Category: Funny

November 27

Kiss Conundrum

In kissing, do you render or receive?
The kiss you take is better than you give.

–Troilus and Cressida,
Act IV, Scene v
November 24

Unexpected

Love doth approach disguised,
Armed in arguments; you’ll be surprised.

–Love’s Labour’s Lost,
Act V, Scene ii
November 21

Say Yes

But will you woo this wild-cat?

–Taming of the Shrew,
Act I, Scene ii
November 10

Madness Everywhere

Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, deserves as
well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why
they are not so punish’d and cured is that the lunacy is so
ordinary that the whippers are in love too.

–As You Like It,
Act III, Scene ii
November 9

Talk Dirty

Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee.

–Much Ado About Nothing,
Act V, Scene ii
October 30

Love the Rogue

I love him for his sake;
And yet I know him a notorious liar,
Think him a great way fool, solely a coward.
Yet these fixed evils sit so fit in him,
That they take place.

—All’s Well That Ends Well,
Act I, Scene i
October 26

Flaws and All

And, I pray thee now, tell me for
which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?

–Much Ado About Nothing,
Act V, Scene ii